Hi there friends

Funky here

And im gonna talk about a fight i did in school

The story began with that fat girl that sits next to me

This mother fucker sat next to me for 5 months!

She always uses deodorant, every single hour

Today was the day

I told her in a gentle cute way: "can you pwease stop using deodowant next to me, im awergic to it :3"

The girl just slapped me with a book, so i stood up and i said: "WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?"

The girl was pushing my feet to fall but i jumped and punch her in the shoulder and the story began.

I became the sigma of the classroom, and every boy said: "be like funkin, he is a sigma"

And im popular, plus they called the scene: "the scene of the boy and the tank"